My name is Hayden and I'm a History major from Washington state. This blog is essentially where I post about this things I don't like in the world and the people and things that make it all suck a little less.

 

il-tenore-regina:

lancrebitch:

badassperger:

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Hahahaha!

Yessss

LOL 

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

There’s this question psychiatrists use to identify sociopaths. A woman goes to her mother’s funeral where she meets the perfect man, it’s love at first sight, but he leaves before she finds out who he is. So, what does she do to see him again?

(Source: bodiebroadus)

korra:

people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

(Source: bleu)